Whopever Thoughts Archive
Thoughts of the day Sunday 25th Jul
- New Blog on , Miss Whop gets herself into more trouble x
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 8th Jun
- 32 friend requests and numerous emails on facebook this morning, all of them bollocking me for not blogging lately... I am sorry, but I've been busy riding, cowgirl stylie..... Promise I will try harder x x x
Thoughts of the day Sunday 4th Apr
- Oh no no no no no.....seems someone has spent an hour reading the blog....i'm in a little trouble ...oh fuck it, i am what I am ....
Thoughts of the day Saturday 20th Feb
- so it seems i can't be friends with one of my best man friends anymore ... gutted ...
Thoughts of the day Friday 2nd Oct
- New blogs are on !
Thoughts of the day Friday 25th Sep
- right so things really have gone fucking nuclear now ....
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 9th Sep
- The blog is updated and there are a million married cocks... FACT
Thoughts of the day Sunday 6th Sep
- I've broken my leg mate.. hoping about like the easter fucking bunny......
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 1st Sep
- A cheese wedge ??? No I said Chief Les
Thoughts of the day Friday 31st Jul
- on it..........
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 29th Jul
- he isn't teaching me shit ! I just let him have hold of the lead for a while !
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 21st Jul
- JapWooWhop's nightly text update... 10 hours on I am still getting filth from xxxxx! ive had 3 cock shots so far!
Thoughts of the day Sunday 19th Jul
- Only MINI could embarrass the girls who work in Ann Summers !
Thoughts of the day Thursday 16th Jul
- Brilliant, in this weeks ShitsVille newspaper.... listed in COURT WATCH ...Mrs XXXX XXX aged 83, Speeding, fined £175.00 and 6 penalty points... Go on girl.. WE SALUTE YOU !
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 7th Jul
- Just opened a yoghurt and now I look like a porn queen .... oh yes full pearl necklace !
Thoughts of the day Sunday 5th Jul
- You know you've had a good night when your bra can't be found, your g string is at the end of the bed and your shoes ?? You appear to still be wearing them !
Thoughts of the day Saturday 4th Jul
- I'd rather have several short sharp shags than a 14 hour foo foo numbing balls shrinking fuck.... Another pearl of Wisdom from JapWooWhop
Thoughts of the day Thursday 2nd Jul
- JapWooWhop gets hit with the true stick...
- I live for the times I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 17th Jun
- ooohhhh my god .... what a boy .....
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 16th Jun
- Two of the Whop's embark on affairs !
Thoughts of the day Saturday 6th Jun
- It's ladies night and we are out tonight .... Bring it on Whop Whop.....
Thoughts of the day Thursday 4th Jun
- JapWooWhop's date is a let down... read more on the blog coming later tonight
Thoughts of the day Sunday 31st May
- A new blog is on the way... yes JapwooWhop I mean it !
Thoughts of the day Saturday 23rd May
- Are we back on line ?? Has the stalking stopped.... paranoid ?? I think he may have been ......
Thoughts of the day Sunday 5th Apr
- FATTY FECKING WHO.... YOU CHEEKY T**T.......
- How many drinks and no hangover..... it' official... we have a drink problem.......
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 1st Apr
- FUCK ME FOLKS I'M BACK...... AND THIS TIME IT'S GONNA GET MESSY !!!!! MEAN IT !!!!
Thoughts of the day Sunday 25th Jan
- Miss Whop goes AWOL after her date ....
- And Miss Whop is still AWOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts of the day Saturday 24th Jan
- 3 new blogs on line.. oh yes and Miss Whop is on a date.... 3-2-1.. the whops are BACK IN THE ROOM !
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 20th Jan
- hey hey hey ... new blog on line ... I'm back .. the whops are back .....
- hey hey hey ... new blog on line ... I'm back .. the whops are back .....
Thoughts of the day Thursday 11th Dec
- jesus.. i've been gone.. but i'm coming back....
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 26th Nov
- I may just have a new business venture to celebrate !!
- What a twat- clearly thought I wouldn't find out......
Thoughts of the day Monday 24th Nov
- NOOOOOOO, I haven't started my Christmas shopping yet.. feck off and ask someone who gives a shit ...
- new blog on line
Thoughts of the day Sunday 23rd Nov
- will the hacker please hack off, call me old fashioned but i'd like to be the first to read my emails !
- Uber is sorry for the poor lack of form lately and will be blogging her brains out tonight when she gets home from work !
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 19th Nov
- Uber is going deep under cover......
Thoughts of the day Monday 10th Nov
- Fucked off, Thursday night turned into a right nightmare
- Has finally got her arse into gear and written a blog...
Thoughts of the day Thursday 6th Nov
- Is on the breezers already with Mini Whop!
- ROLL ON 7PM !!!
- Private Whop may be making an appearance!!!
- Sit on my face, paddle my ears and ride my nose......
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 5th Nov
- Back on track and back in the room..
- Blow out planned !
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 29th Oct
- The blog is now working after 10 days.... thank feck......the munder fudder....
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 28th Oct
- New website is live.. so excited I could weeeeeeeeeee
- My laptop is about to go out of the window!
Thoughts of the day Sunday 26th Oct
- New site goes live - Yorkie is a legend x
- Miss Whop's ability to speak gets worse again ....!
- WhopChop is cancellation.com
- Private Whop is on his way home
Thoughts of the day Saturday 25th Oct
- Showing Miss Whop the new site !!
Thoughts of the day Friday 24th Oct
- Check out my new site !!! wey hey hey .....
Thoughts of the day Friday 17th Oct
- ok, sweetheat ....
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 15th Oct
- The diary has been updated !!!!
Thoughts of the day Friday 10th Oct
- slap slap ouch !
Thoughts of the day Sunday 28th Sep
- Miss Whop looses her knickers
- Phone calls at 3am .. sod off knob head
- New blog address goes live.
Thoughts of the day Thursday 28th Aug
- Is mentally scarred... too many speedo's
- Getting ready to come home
- Meeting the boys @ HQ
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 26th Aug
- AlcoWhop starts his mission yet again
- Miss Whop is f**ked off
- WankWhop starts his mission yet again
- I am F**ked off
Thoughts of the day Monday 25th Aug
- We're doing role plays.. whip, boots, rubber.. I'm ready ...
- OHHHH shit... wrong role plays......
- And I'm still able to fry an egg on my back !!!
Thoughts of the day Sunday 24th Aug
- Considering killing the neighbours
- A phone call from the UK - I need milk
- Miss Whop is still on all fours....
- Yorkie & Voddie Whop make a return ???
Thoughts of the day Saturday 23rd Aug
- Miss Whop is on all fours ????
- I'm off to the water
- Wank Whop calls and then doesn't call again
- WhopChop finds a new home...
Thoughts of the day Friday 22nd Aug
- If I don't loose my job today I'll be amazed
- Miss Whop - where is she ?? Did she make that date ??
- Piss Pot Whop - still no sign of her???
- Left my nosey room cleaner a special something in the bin
Thoughts of the day Thursday 21st Aug
- Miss Whop get's the handover from hell AGAIN
- I can see the beach
- Wankwhop... proper twister
- WhopChop does he or doesn't he ???
- Yorkie & Voddie go chariot spotting!
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 20th Aug
- Echo Echo....
- Where is Miss Whop??
- Mini Whop nearly blows it..
- Smoking in my room...who me ?
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 19th Aug
- Travelling with work..AGAIN...bad times
- Will VoddieWhop make it to work???
- Mobility Scooter group gets launched on facebook
- MissWhop is lovin her turtles ...
Thoughts of the day Monday 18th Aug
- What mud ?? Miss Whop goes cross country...
- Rumbled on the bank job ???
- Having to go away again with work... rather stick pins in my eyes....
- VoddieWhop dips work !!!!!!
Thoughts of the day Sunday 17th Aug
- I find my jeans - woke up without them
- We work out how Miss Whop got vomit in her eyelashes
- I discover where we went after 2am
- How the hell we got home .....
Thoughts of the day Saturday 16th Aug
- Uber & Miss Whop plan their black op mission for Saturday night
- Find the sticker or the card ? YOU HAVE BEEN WHOPPED
- Uber makes two new friends, welcome VoddieWhop & YorkieWhop
- Buying a Blackcurrant.... jesus .......
- Silent or Vibrate..Miss Whop is soooo ANGRY
Thoughts of the day Thursday 14th Aug
- WGM takes place
- Uber has a date!!!!
- MIss Whop has put her back out !
- MIni Whop has a crisis AGAIN
- Blog 260 new readers a day !!
- Miss Whop goes live !!
- WhopChop turns down lunch and regrets it
- Pyramids... what a bastard !
- Used a hot brush this morning...what the F**K, OAP in waiting !
- New Forum is up and people are posting
- Miss Whop bags another...jesus the woman is an animal
- WagWhop has a revelation...but still doesn't call on time !
- New website forum open, but will anybody post ???
- Banging headache again !!!
- What happens when you kick a pensioners dog?
- Lord Willy Whop never did call back the silly twat
- Is anyone really that bothered about the olympics ?
- Lord Willy Whop finally answered his bastard phone !
- 20 taxi's and no jobs???
- What's happended to Miss Whop ??
- Going to Ikea on a Saturday... am I mad ??
Thoughts of the day Friday 8th Aug
- Stan - seen in Shitsville and he has a new chariot !
- Work again.. oh deep joy
- One of the whop circle is celebrating.....
- The attack of the killer muff moth
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 6th Aug
- Jesus I would rather boil my own head
- WhopChop and the prawn sauce incident
- Miss Whop covered in paint and plastered
- Can someone please get me a S**G !!!!
Thoughts of the day Monday 4th Aug
- An old friend saves the day- legend
- Miss Whop...is in her wardrobe
- A technical help desk- contradiction in terms
Thoughts of the day Saturday 2nd Aug
- The bionic bell ringers - will you please sod off !
- Miss Whop gets chucked out of a shop-- fantasic.......
- Out in Shitsville tonight...are we ready whops??
- Radio silence from Mini WHOP
Thoughts of the day Friday 1st Aug
- The Whop Mobiles been vibrating all morning!!!! Good times .....
- My new mate JD .....
- Shit it's August !!!
- Going for a coffee...
- Work - what a crock of shite !!!
Thoughts of the day Thursday 31st Jul
- Whop Mobile is live 07920463334
- Tracksuit, trainers, see through bag and a giro.. just released then mate?
- The day I met Annie the legend...
- WhopChop's gonna get it the wanker !
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 30th Jul
- Miss Whop's decision... will she do it ?
- Uber is waiting for the call tomorrow !
- Sunday Sunday-- messy - good times
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 29th Jul
- The new challenge.. bring it on ??
- Away again with work....another flea pit ??
- My new relationship..
- Planning a blow out weekend.....messy messy messy.....
- There were no thoughts on Sunday.. i couldn't get out of bed ...bad times
- How many topics can one person talk about on a Saturday night ?
- Miss Whop hits over drive
Thoughts of the day Monday 28th Jul
- £15 quid for fish and chips...
- WhopChop and chainsaw, no female passengers then ?
- Miss Whop's late start
- Another cock up for Mini Whop....it's becoming a habit
Thoughts of the day Sunday 27th Jul
- Mini Whop's nan has come round.. but no sex yet ..
- Miss whop two hours sleep and still going ?
- WhopChop- gets his head down...
- Private Whop - lands on his feet again....
Thoughts of the day Saturday 26th Jul
- Thinking of having an affair with myself
- The criminal mastermind of whopsville re appears
- Not heard from Mini Whop in a few days ???
- Sex after a certain age ???
Thoughts of the day Friday 25th Jul
- Swear to god there's a mobility scooter convention in town !
- Miss Whop is going out and it's going to get messy
- Smoked 6 cigs since 6am this morning, - bad times
- Uber and PopWhop become friends..welcome to the circle !
Thoughts of the day Thursday 24th Jul
- Think i may be in love with Ewan McGregor - good times
- Bingo Wings - swear to god i've grown some - bad times !!!!
- I'm excited in a "brown trouser" kind of way !!!!!
- Expelling WhopChop from the Whop Circle ????
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 23rd Jul
- Private Whop sets off to work
- Whop no Post ??
- Think I may have Turrets....
- Miss Whop has had enough....
Thoughts of the day Monday 21st Jul
- The early shift !!
- Mini Whop's cock up -- don't worry it's coming on the blog tonight !
- Speaking to your 84 year old nan on handsfree, painful times !
- Hinge an bracket- can you please knock the shite out of each somewhere else ???
Thoughts of the day Sunday 20th Jul
- Is Whop Chop upside down behind the tele ?
- Will Miss Whop ever get out of bed ?
- Mini Whop's Cock up ?
- ???????
Thoughts of the day Saturday 19th Jul
- Why do I still feel like I have a hangover after two days?
- How come Miss Whop can sink 4 bottles of red, then white, then vodka last night and be shopping by lunch time ???
- Where the hell is WhopChop- radio silence has resumed..
- Is any sale worth getting up at 6am for and nearly loosing an eye in a rugby tackle to get a fiver off something you'll never wear ????
Thoughts of the day Friday 18th Jul
- Since when did the salvation army band choose my head to practice in ?
- WhopChop - was choosing to tackle the guy about the dog the best thing to do after 15 pints ??
- Corporate Bingo - game anyone ??
Thoughts of the day Wednesday 16th Jul
- How long has that hair on my chin been there ??
- This is my dance space
- Hinge and bracket are they at it again ?
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 15th Jul
- The buffer room at Sainsburys-- oh yes they have one, what the hell is it ?
- Two porches on the drive and one egg in the fridge?
- Will Pisspot Whop ever work out where she was for 3 hours and what the hell is that stain mate ??
Thoughts of the day Monday 14th Jul
- I can here next door banging the crap out of each other at four in the morning..
- The Chav's outside my house keep me awake by shouting loving remarks such as. "F**k off then, you were shit anyway"...
- Realise my mum and I share the same taste in cardigans
Thoughts of the day Sunday 13th Jul
- You know you are getting old when ....
- You are up in the morning and see people still coming home from last night...
- You find yourself planning your tea and it's only 8.30 am
- You can't text your whop mates yet in case you wake them up... well I could but there's only so much abuse a girl can take....
- Your mates bring a pint of milk round and not alcohol
Thoughts of the day Tuesday 30th Nov
- can the hacker please hack off, call me old fashioned but i'd like to be the first to read my emails ! !
- So it seems i can't be friends with one of my best man friends anymore... gutted .....
- 32 friends requests and 9 emails giving me a bollocking for not blogging lately.... I am sorry.. but I've been busy riding cow girl stylie... I will try harder I promise...