Whopever.....Slang And Definitions.....

  • A Belting - when used in such sentences as " i'd give that a belting", is a compliment, means Whopchop wants to sleep with you.
  • A Cheese Wedge - A lesbian ... this one has to be credited to Miss Whop and her lack of hearing ! I said Chief LeZ, she heard Cheese Wedge
  • A Foo Foo - something a girl has and men want
  • A Honey - good looking female/male
  • A Leathering - if you've had on you'll know
  • Arse End Of Nowhere - middle of nowhere / miles away
  • Bin Bagged - got or get rid of
  • Broken - Hungover
  • Brutal - too much
  • Bungalowed - rendered, arseholed, steaming, legless
  • Crank Magnet - used to describe a girl that seems only to attract total arseholes- thanks to Hayley !
  • Dip/To Dip - is to cancel, no show, back out
  • Double Funny - twice as funny
  • Draw Your Own Conclusion - in essence another way of saying 'WORK IT OUT YOURSELF DICKHEAD'
  • Flat As A Witches Tit - Fed up, fucked off, sick and tired of being sick and tired....
  • Flid - a fit, a loss of temper, nightmare ' what a flid'
  • Gipp - sick, throw up
  • Head Like A Bag Of Smashed Twats - a hangover
  • Herridious - one of Mini Whop's best lines, used to describe something so ridiculous or offensive that it requires a made up word all of it's own.
  • I Shit You Not - i'm telling you the truth
  • Jog On - Fuck off
  • Knob Jockey - see knob rot- however this is unsually reserved for the descripton of total tossers
  • Knob Rot - a term used when insulting a bloke
  • Mentalist - nut nut, not the full ticket also see Alco Whop in cast of friends
  • Mexician Stand Off - used to describe the 'I'll ignore his calls and messages for longer than he will mine'... Note to self.. often ends in a row.. but your phone bill is cheaper..
  • Muppet - Idiot
  • No Shit Sherlock - obviously
  • Note To Self - a mental reminder that whatever you've just done or seen, you really don't want to do or see it again
  • Nut Nut - an idiot...weirdo..someone to generally avoid
  • Puppy - A member of the opposite sex that frankly is far too young and you know you shouldn't but you do !
  • Pyramid - another name for the time of the month
  • Radio Silence - when your texts and calls are ignored
  • Rank - fucking awful
  • Recockulous - Another infamous best line from Mini Whop, (cast of friends) used to describe a situation that has yet to be described by anything better.
  • Rendered - a state of alcohol consumption that requires you to walk like you are wearing concrete slippers or an MFI wardrobe
  • Rip Silly - to take the continuous piss out of someone or something
  • Sausage Dodger - the reverse of Sausage jockey
  • Sausage Jockey - a unique term used to describe a sexually active and not fussy, female or male friend
  • Scuttling - to shag
  • Shed Collapse - a breakdown of the mental variety
  • Shitsville - another affectionate term for Whopcaster
  • Shitting On Your Own Door Step - making a mistake a little to close to home
  • Sidewinded - see rendered
  • Sillyarse - affectionate term to remind you, you're being a twat
  • Slack Knacker - lazy arsehole
  • So Where's The Fraud - Used in conversation to let one another know that the unsuspecting non whop in the group is either as thick as pig shit or boring the ass out of everyone
  • Tidy - nice to look at ( note to men, do not use this phrase when referring to car , you will sound like a knob)
  • Top Banana - used when expressing how impressed you are !
  • Trout - a particulary unattractive female
  • Twat Bag - affectionate term for a tosser
  • Unhinged - has mental issues
  • Very Rock And Roll - sarcastic expression when frankly something is as boring as shite
  • Whop - when whopper is too much effort
  • Whopcaster - The pretty but frankly failing city ( calls itself a city but surely must be breaking trades descriptions act) I live in
  • Whopever - another way of saying ' why don't you just fuck off wanker'
  • Whopper - Idiot, knob, Tit, bonehead, basically a term of affection
  • Ya Cunt Ya - a term of affection when used within the Whop circle, if you aren't and you hear it aimed at you.. well you probably are one...
  • Yo Yo Yo - a local greeting, normally used when you have something to say that you need the your mate to really pay attention to
  • You've Been Whopped - when you have unwittingly taken part in a piss take, well in all honesty you are the piss take, you've been ripped silly and hardly had chance to notice..