Whopever.....October 2009 Diary.....
Friday October 2: Jesus Christ , here are just some of the chat up lines i have had from the affair website! and we wonder why these guys get fecking nowhere !
“My face is leaving in two minutes....be on it!”
“Is that a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.”
“Hi, I’m an interior designer and I have designs on your interior.”
Sorry I’ve not been in touch. I was blown away by your photo and it’s taken me two days to get back home
Friday October 2: Will everyone please give up giving up!!!
Jesus mary and Jospeh, everything has gone very sensible in Whopsville lately ... seems even though i am the oldest of the group everyone else has decided to be healthy, sensible, organised and well behaved.. really it's not funny it's driving me mad, for the first time last night no one was out.. well that's a lie, all the gay girls were out, but they haven't given up arguing and shagging each other yet so going out with them is like a war zone...so in boredom last night i painted my toe nails.. yes that's right, things really have hit an all time low...
Dangerous whop has given up drinking
WhopChop has given up sacking off work
Yorkie has given up smoking
JapWooWhop has given up baking lately
Mini has given up driving in the wet.. so we won't see her till summer 2010
Miss Whop has given up on mentalist relationships and seems to have found herself a nice one
Private Whop hasn't given up anything, he can't it would mean he'd have to get out of bed before midday and that's a NO NO
I on the other hand am taking it for the team and being as badly behaved as I can with what I've got .... a puppy.... and no i don't mean a dog... you need to read back a few blogs....