Whopever.....April 2009 Diary.....

Wednesday April 1: Sally Army tin....and a pizza fire ....


OK , so it's fair to say I've had my head firmly up own arse for a few weeks.. haven't felt like writing the blog.. I'll come to why that is another time.. but needless to say I'm over it and back in the room... so thought about writing the blog today and decided to get my arse into gear.. after a thoroughly uninteresting day at work, I decided to give Mini Whop a call and see what she was up to... needless to say she was out of work quicker than a chav in church and round at mine.. We gave Miss Whop a call, but she has still not recovered from her 5 day drinking binge and had decided to take her sorry arse off to bed... Which in itself wasn't odd other than the fact it was 6.15pm.. Not being funny but how much fecking sleep does one person need??? Mind you she has got herself a new boyfriend and that means she is being rattled more times that a sally arm tin at the moment... lucky bint.. So me and Mini go to get Pizza's ready to watch the England match.. then we get a call from one of the newest members of the Whop circle.. WifeyWhop.. she is after coming down and I offer to pick her up.. So drop off Mini with strict instructions to keep the pizzas warm and I set off .. i pick up Wifey whop and head back... All going well so far, back in time for kick off... put Mini had managed to set the kitchen on fire... oh yes, lounge and kitchen full of smoke and Mini sat there tucking into her pizza.. She's only put the oven on and decided to put the pizzas in .. only problem being.. they were still in the boxes .... fecking nightmare ! and it gets worse .. she decides to put out the burning pizza boxes by running them under the cold water tap... so not only was my pizza cremated it was also wetter than a wet wipe... and just as tasty !